♛ THE THRONE IS TAKEN.

I'm here
to stay.

Big head. Deep thoughts. Door locked.

Meet GoPoo, your animated toilet philosopher.
Daily comedy, thoughts from the throne, and the GoPoo meme coin on Solana.

A little royal wisdom ↓
GOPOO ON PUMP.FUN · COMEDY IN PROGRESS
Great minds
sit alike.
GoPoo, a purple big-headed philosopher, sits on a white toilet with his head in his hands and white underwear around his knees.
OCCUPIED since the thought began
YOUR THRONE. YOUR THOUGHTS.GREAT MINDS SIT ALIKE.I THINK. THEREFORE I SIT.PLEASE KNOCK. GENIUS AT WORK.FOLLOW YOUR GUT. IT LED ME HERE.BIG IDEAS. SMALL ROOM.MY KINGDOM HAS A LOCK.CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE. PHILOSOPHICALLY.ALL RISE? ABSOLUTELY NOT.I’M HERE TO STAY.

01 / A VERY IMPORTANT INTRODUCTION

Some build empires.
He's occupied.

Meet GoPoo. An enormous head full of life's biggest questions. And one very comfortable place to ask them.

Love. Money. Work. Why someone always knocks the moment you sit down.

Does he have the answers? Absolutely.
Are they useful? Let's not ruin the moment.

THE ROYAL ORDER OF GOPOO

Your kingdom
needs you.

Become a Prince. A Duke. Or join the GoPoo Army.

We have no horses. No swords. Just enormous heads and questionable wisdom.

Choose your title. Bring your own throne.

Buy $GOPOO on Pump.fun

Noble titles are imaginary. The bathroom queue is real.

Ranks are based on current holdings, including coins you already own. Certificate design previews; wallet verification and personalized certificates are not available yet. Community titles carry no financial or ownership rights.

All roads go to ROMEKINGOPOLY

  1. GoPoo in the Screen Time comedy episode4 DAILY
    DOSES OF
    WISDOM.

    THE BEGINNING OUR MISSION

    A smile on your face. Every day.

    We created GoPoo for one simple reason: to give you something to laugh about. Four comedy videos a day. One enormous head. Endless questionable wisdom.

    Enjoy the daily thoughts
  2. Pump.fun$GOPOOTHE KINGDOM GETS ITS COIN.

    LAUNCHED

    A small coin. An enormous head.

    $GOPOO launched on Pump.fun, opening the next chapter of our comedy community.

    Meet $GOPOO on Pump.fun
  3. GoPoo Prince of the Throne certificateMORE LAUGHS.
    MORE ROYALTY.
    MORE YOU.

    NOW → Q4 2026WHAT’S NEXT

    The knights are gathering.

    Enjoy the jokes every day as we plan Kingopoly: a community game of terrible landlords, royal rivalries, and one crown. Friends, rival houses, and a kingdom to make your own.

    Find your royal title
  4. Kingopoly concept artwork with GoPoo, a kingdom board, dice, and event cardsCONCEPT ART

    Q4 2026TARGET LAUNCH

    All roads go to KINGOPOLY.

    Free to play. Make friends. Challenge rivals. Build your kingdom. Planned $GOPOO purchases will let you personalize outfits and castle decorations—without buying a competitive advantage.

    One kingdom. Thousands of terrible landlords. Only one crown.

More games are planned for the kingdom.

Until then… enjoy the jokes.
The throne is occupied daily.

Kingopoly is planned, not yet playable. Game features, GOPOO purchases, and launch timing may change as development progresses.

02 / THOUGHTS FROM THE THRONE

Fresh thoughts.
Same seat.

The plan: a daily cartoon, a joke,
or a thought best kept behind a locked door.

Four thoughts a day · Dates follow Central Time

THOUGHT 1 OF 4
“Who's gonna replace me here? My avatar?”
— His Majesty, probably

01

A seat. A short. A thought.

Little animated episodes. A completely serious voice. Deeply questionable wisdom.

02

Ask His Majesty.

Your dilemmas become his next big question. He has time. Lots of it.

03

The kingdom speaks.

Caption that face. Suggest a topic. Help decide what occupies his enormous head next.

03 / EVERYONE DESERVES A THRONE

It's your kingdom.
Enjoy it.

Come for the character. Stay for the nonsense.
You don't need to own the coin to belong.

THE COIN BEHIND THE CHEEKS

GoPoo is a meme coin project built around an original comedy character, daily laughs, and a shared sense of humor.

Explore $GOPOO on Pump.fun ↗Token address: J6K9C2fTjCYagL64oTqbLoBQftBkwndZ1HavjCUapump

04 / THE KINGDOM HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

Leave a thought.
Occupy his mind.

A tiny frustration. A very big question. Your next terrible stroke of genius.

Send an original joke for GoPoo. We review every thought, and selected ideas may become an episode—with your nickname in the credits.

General enquiries: throne@gopoo.org

Every submission starts in the review queue. Nothing is published automatically.

Keep it original. Keep it short.0 / 280

Checking your sign-in…

05 / DOWNLOAD & PRINT

Your shirt. His enormous head.
Download the artwork and make your own GoPoo tee.

Yellow T-shirt with GoPoo artwork and Great minds sit alike lettering
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Green T-shirt with GoPoo artwork and Great minds sit alike lettering
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White T-shirt with GoPoo artwork and Great minds sit alike lettering
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Black T-shirt with GoPoo artwork and Great minds sit alike lettering
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T-shirt previews show the look. The downloads below contain the artwork for printing.

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Free ZIP · 8 files · PNG + SVG
Purple logo for light shirts and white logo for dark shirts.
Straight and mirrored versions included.

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Choose the logo that suits your shirt, then check your transfer paper’s instructions to select straight or mirrored artwork. The mirrored files are already flipped—avoid mirroring them again in your printer settings.

SVG layout: US Letter (8.5 × 11 in). PNG: 1582 × 2048 pixels. Check the size and orientation in print preview before using your transfer sheet.

Free artwork downloads. Bring your own T-shirt and transfer paper.

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